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		<title>Hot Carl Special Podcast</title>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Music and all sorts of funny , strange, and adult audio clips...now without talking hosts!</itunes:subtitle>
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		<itunes:summary>A married couple from Minnesota and their friend from Ohio play audio clips that are idiotic and offbeat.  Toss in some adult audio clips and some music...subtract our voices, and you have yourself a neat little show!</itunes:summary>
		<description>A married couple from Minnesota and their friend from Ohio play audio clips that are idiotic and offbeat.  Toss in some adult audio clips and some music...subtract our voices, and you have yourself a neat little show!</description>
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			<itunes:email>hotcarlspecial@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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			<title>Episode 6: Orson Welles Should Not Do Commercials</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 6: Orson Welles Should Not Do Commercials</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>I know Orson Welles is dead, but he should never been allowed to make commercials! In this episode, you get to find out why. If you listen to The Miniature Elephant Podcast, I often mention wanting to suck Dustin's cock, and fingering my dickhole. Now, you get to hear the audio clips that I get those sayings from (thanks Distorted View!)

Music for this episode is from a band called Should. 

Please visit the Hot Carl Special website for the band links.

Follow us on Twitter: johnb76, minielephant, heatherisrad

Twitter us comments, or email to hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

Back to work,
John 

Song List:

Its Pull Is Slight - Should
In Nine - Should
Resonate - Should</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 19:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:keywords>orsen welles, should, shoegaze, ambient, 54, distorted view, mike myers, paul masson, music, alternative, drunk actors, hot carl, hot carl special, scott taylor,dickhole</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 5: Hollow Ox, Sports, &amp; Biff Tannen</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 5: Hollow Ox, Sports, &amp;amp; Biff Tannen</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Thanks for checking out the podcast and the website! It's a real cracker of an episode, as there is music abound! Carl Lewis sings a wonderful rendition of The Star Spangled Banner. Thomas F. Wilson, aka Biff Tannen croons about Little League baseball and Back To The Future.

THe featured music on the show is from Hollow Ox..who are coming to Akron, Ohio on May 9th! Yours truly will be there...my 1st concert in almost two years! I really like this band, and thought I would share their music with the rest of the class.

There's also an audio clip of just how much Serbians LOVE their soccer!

Email us at hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

Subscribe thru iTunes

I'm on Twitter: hotcarlspecial

Now why don't you make like a tree...and get out of here!

Song List

Similar Light - Hollow Ox
Fallen - Hollow Ox
Trembling hands -Hollow Ox</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 20:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:25:20</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>hollow ox, biff tannen, hot carl, hot carl special, carl lewis, peter griffin, podcast, miniature elephant, shoegaze, ambient, national anthem, football factories, akron, back to the future</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 4: Slowdive Into Madness</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 4: Slowdive Into Madness</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Thank you for checking out the Hot Carl Special Podcast! In this episode, you get some great audio clips including Frank Zappa, Miami Vice, and from the awesome Britischer TV show The Young Ones!  However, the fun does not stop, as there is also audio from Member of the European Parliament Daniel Hannan’s speech about the global financial crisis….and a nice little explanation into the term “tossing the salad.”

The choice of music this time around is none other than Slowdive.  What can I say? I found out about them from reading my sister’s copy of Sassy Magazine.  Slowdive heavily influences the music I listen to today. To achieve the maximum effect, please stand still, look down at your feet, and play horrifically loud.
Subscribe to the show on iTunes.  Drop us an email: hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

Follow me on Twitter: hotcarlspecial

Do not forget that on April 14th, Joel from the Awful Show will be dropping by for a chat. More details to follow.

Barfy,
John

Slowdive Songs:

Primal
Good Day Sunshine
On The Horizon</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:24:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>hot carl, hot carl special, frank zappa, miami vice, tossing the salad, salad, tossed salad, the young ones, rik mayall, daniel hannan, slowdive, neil halstead, awful show, russian brides</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 3: Sonic Assault or How I Lost My Hearing In 1 Easy Step</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 3: Sonic Assault or How I Lost My Hearing In 1 Easy Step</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Thank you for checking out THE Hot Carl Special Podcast!This episode contains the comedic stylings of Nick Thune, an audio clip of lesbian dommes in action, and an all-out sonic assault of noise. Three songs that will make your eardrums explode in an orgasm of musical bliss..

Follow the Hot Carl Special Podcast on Twitter: hotcarl special.  

Email your comments to: hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

Subscribe to the show via iTunes.

Crying out for attention,
John

Song List:

Stella Luna - A Bridge To Nowhere
Ceremony - For Her Smile
The December Sound - No Heaven Like Hell

PS..We really are attention whores!</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:23:55</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>hot carl, hot karl, ceremony, stella luna, nick thune, december sound, lesbian dommes, shoegaze, sonic, shoegaze music, tube8, xhamster, noise, death by audio, comedy death ray, sonic assault, free podcast, ass licking, screen vinyl image, twitter, itunes</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 2: Days of Yute</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 2: Days of Yute</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Thanks for checking out the podcast! In this episode, I play 3 songs from the 80's that had the greatest impact on my musical tastes.  You also get some audio clips of a drunken Joe Namath, and Harry Redknapp getting hit by a fussball during an interview.

The Hot Carl Special now has a voicemail line. God knows why...206-279-4735. Leave a message.

If your phone shy, email your comments to hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

Sexy,
John

Song List:

Killing Joke - Sanity
Dif Juz - No Motion
Skinny Puppy - Stairs &amp; Flowers</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:18:50</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>hot carl, hot karl, hot carl special, killing joke, dif juz, skinny puppy, free mp3, drunk joe namath, harry redknapp, suzy kolber, stairs &amp;amp;#38; flowers, stairs and flowers, no motion, sanity, poopstick, raven, ecw, tommy dreamer, music podcast, schwein, mini</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Hot Carl Special Podcast Episode 1040EZ</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hot Carl Special Podcast Episode 1040EZ</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Hi folks! Fatman here.....that's not right. It's John! This episode is a short one, featuring a great piece of audio that may be one of the sickest yet.  Also included is 2 great songs worth losing your hearing to.

Leave us a comment at hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

Visit us at www.hotcarlspecial.com

Thanks for listening!
John

Song List:
Simon Raymonde - A Fault of Mine

Air Formation - Turns Into Sky</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:50</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>cocteau twins, simon raymonde, ass sucker, asslicking, lick, air formation, shoegaze, hot carl,  hot carl special, tube, red tube, porn tube, club ac30</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 1a: Slow</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode 1a: Slow</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>A semi schoolwork-free weekend means a NEW episode of Hot Carl for you! In this episode, I pick out 3 slow songs and some wonderful audio for your enjoyment.

Please email comments to hotcarlspecial@gmail.com, and don't forget to visit our website:

www.hotcarlspecial.com

Thank you for listening!
John


Song List:
Bedhead-The Rest Of The Day
Low-Drag
Codeine-Cave In</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 03:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:19:59</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>codeine, low, bedhead, dirty tackle, busted coverage, asslicking, raven, wrestling,blazing saddles,cumfart,cum, fart, hot carl, hot karl, slowcore,herpes</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode AA - Robin Guthrie &amp; Harold Budd</title>
			<itunes:author />
			<itunes:subtitle>Episode AA - Robin Guthrie &amp;amp; Harold Budd</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Well, school is about to start back up again!  This means I had better post one more cast. before I go back to learning.  This episode contains four songs from Robin Guthrie (former Cocteau Twins guitarist) and Harold Budd (ambient composer). 

Because I am a lazy slack, I will let Wikipedia explain a little more.  From the Robin Guthrie Wiki site:

"Two more collaborations with Harold Budd (who had previously announced his musical retirement) were released simultaneously in 2007. Before The Day Breaks and After The Night Falls were both co-composed, co-produced and played with Budd. Like the soundtrack to Mysterious Skin, both albums are slow, drifting pieces primarily utilising treated guitar and piano".

So that's what you're going to get.  Thanks for listening!

John


hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

Song List:
How Distant Your Heart
How Close Your Soul
Turn Off The Sun
Turn On The Moon</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:21:30</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>robin guthrie, harold budd, cocteau twins, mp3, hot carl, carl, podcast,</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode AAA - Smashing Pumpkins</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Episode AAA - Smashing Pumpkins</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>This time Heather picks out the music.  It’s from this band called Smashing…..Pumpkins? I have never heard of them.   There are 6 songs for your listening pleasure.

If you like what you hear, drop us an email at hotcarlspecial@gmail.com
Thanks for listening!

Song List:
Frail and Bedazzled
Sunkissed
Tribute To Johnny
Window Paine
X.Y.U.
Sweet Sweet</itunes:summary>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:26:50</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>smashing pumpkins, billy corgan, hot carl, miniature elephant, pain, pumpkin, john terry, red card,</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Test Episode Z</title>
			<itunes:author />
			<itunes:subtitle>Test Episode Z</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>if you made it through the first few minutes...congratulations! this is just a short episode i threw together while taking a break from writing my summary paper for college. three songs of ear splitting noise! play loud, or dont play at all!

shoot us an email at hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

poopstick,
john

songs:

the jesus and mary chain - upside down

a place to bury strangers - she dies

ceremony - old</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:24</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>cum, fart, cumfart, jesus, lesus and mary chain, ceremony, apa format, aptbs, noise, poopstick, miniature elephant</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Test Episode Y</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Test Episode Y</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>It certainly has been a long time since anything new has been put up! You can thank going back to college for that one. For those of you that are interested, one month plus in, and I have an A...so yay for me! This episode is something that I have wanted to do for quite a while, but just have not had the time to do…until now. You get three songs, each clocking in at over twenty minutes long. To me, there is nothing better than a noisy, meandering song to take you mind off work, or reading textbooks.  To get the full effect, please make sure to play these songs at maximum volume. Be like me, and go deaf! (or maybe not)
Do you like what you hear, or do you think the music is one giant piece of garbage? Shoot me an email at hotcarlspecial@gmail.com, and let me know. Also, be on the lookout for upcoming music episodes from Dustin and Heather.
John
Song list:
Landing - Are You Gone to Vast Arc Hues?
Windy &amp; Carl – Kate
Celer – Surly &amp; Chaparral</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>01:20:56</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>celer, windy, carl, windy &amp;amp;#38; carl, landing, music, hot carl, mp3, elephant, test episode, ambient, drone, noisy, beastiality</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Test Episode X</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Test Episode X</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>It did not take nearly as long as it Guns and Roses to put out 'Chinese Democracy', but it's awfully close! In this episode, Dustin, Heather, and John introduce themselves, play some audio clips including the band Nickelback being babies, and audio from a drunken amateur adult encounter. If you would like to see the video for yourself, please visit www.hotcarlspecial.com for the links.

If you like what you hear or want to suggest some audio or video...please email us at hotcarlspecial@gmail.com

Peace Out!

John</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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